Hello and welcome to Tewsletter #20. Who would've thought we'd make it this far? I certainly didn't. We ended our print run when my grandfather passed, technically, because he was the only one who printed these out to read them. But I foresee us maintaining the online version for a long time to come. Until the earth warms us to a truly unsustainable temperature, or we all give up on email. 

I hope your summer is going great. Mine is going well, but I haven't been to the beach yet and it kills me. I may not look like the beach type, but surprise everyone, I am. I like swimming, and sand, and even the sun. I love the god damn beach. It's one of the reasons I joined the Coast Guard. I was sorely disappointed to find out that the Coast Guard doesn't spend much time on the beach. You're usually on the water, or in a building.

I'd like to find an afternoon to get my toes in the sand, and some saltwater in my lungs, but between doing comedy and writing this newsletter, I don't know if I'll have time. There's too much work to be done. Several cities are expecting me over the next two months. And I'll be recording my next comedy album in San Francisco. The beach will have to wait until October. Which would be the perfect time to go to the beach in 2055, when summer has become eternal and the shoreline will be much closer to where I already live.
Upcoming Shows
8/13 - Queens, NY
8/22 - Asheville, NC
8/29 - Philadelphia, PA
9/5-9/6 - Boise, ID
9/11 - Cleveland, OH
9/13 - 9/15 - Chicago, IL
9/21 - San Francisco, CA

Fresh Out @ The Footlight
LaZoom Room
Helium Comedy Club
208 Comedy Fest
Comedy Bar Chicago
Some Videos You Might Have Missed or Avoided: 

"Skate Cops" - a ridiculous series I'm doing with Greg Stone about two cops forced to stay undercover on the skatepark beat.

"My Girlfriend Wants a Haunted Doll" - some standup from a few months back

Thanks so much for signing up for this sporadic newsletter. I hope to see you at a show someday!
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