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Barxotka

A collection of tragic stories about a dead Soviet-era smuggler and the lovers he left behind.

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Excerpts:

Curses! Foiled again!

Curses! Foiled again!
Frame 1
The dikaryan ray is outside the spaceship.
ALIEN 1
To other off-screen aliens
Leaping lizards, it’s a Dikaryan Ray! The space stoners were here first.

Frame 2
ALIEN 2
To other off-screen aliens
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

Frame 3
The spaceships are being zapped with the ray. There is loud screaming.

Frame 4
The Blonde Russian woman and Mikhail look on as Camello holds the weapon. The screaming continues.
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The Easter Egg Of DOOM!

The Easter Egg Of DOOM!
Frame 1
A view of three alien ships out in space.
ALIEN To Sobek (off-screen)
Sobek, we have detected over 5,367,185,126 hairless apes on the blue and green planet.

Frame 2
A reptile inside a ship, at a control panel.

SOBEK To alien (off-screen)
Excellent! We shall enslave half of them and save the rest for a delicious feast of hairless ape flesh.

Frame 3
Mikhail is behind a green goo-covered Camello, holding the weapon.

MIKHAIL To Camello
Conscript, hand that over.

CAMELLO To Mikhail
No way! I want to see what it does.

Frame 4
A huge explosion in space above the earth.
BOOM!
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