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Barxotka

A collection of tragic stories about a dead Soviet-era smuggler and the lovers he left behind.

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NSFW: If Superkiller didn't do it...

NSFW: If Superkiller didn't do it...
Frame 1
Tsar is kissing Getter's neck and fondling her right breast. She smiles as she glances at him. Parentheses indicate English dialogue. No parentheses indicate Russian dialogue.
TSAR To Getter
(I feel like spending more!)

GETTER To Tsar
(Anyvone ellllse you vant to kill you feeelty maaan.)


Frame 2
Closeup of Tsar's face. He is smirking.
TSAR To Getter
(I'll be surprised if the guy lives long enough to kill, but if he does, he'll be easy to eliminate.)


Frame 3
Lucky is in a hospital bed. He appears tired and pale.
TSAR as Narrator
Strikes "Lucky" Vasquez, Camello’s Lover: If Superkiller didn't do it, this is the only other man who could have done it. Camello trusted him.
Read on »

NSFW: Spending money on Getter.

NSFW: Spending money on Getter.
Frame 1
Tsar and Getter are standing, facing each other. Getter is dressed.
TSAR To Getter
Will you help me kill every high-level mobster left in the Moskovsky Brotherhood before we leave? Maybe we marry afterwards?

GETTER To Tsar
Vengeance? Yeeesss. Marriage? Nooo.


Frame 2
Getter adjusts her dress. Tsar has his back to the audience.
GETTER To Tsar
I liike vat weee haaaaave, Tsaaar my Lav.

TSAR To Getter
What I have is spending too much money.

GETTER To Tsar
If we marry youuu wiiiiiillll spend more.
Read on »

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